Watch out!

Bored today so, in a meeting where I didn't have to pay attention, I fired up Tinder. It only took a couple of swipes to come across a rather attractive young lady with a great figure.

"Please..." her bio pleaded, "Don't be normal."

Well, that's a good start. Something out there, kind of original and devoid of the usual caveats about no hookups or something casual. And there's another sentence...

"If you believe that social distancing is necessary then we won't get along."

Oh. She's one of those. She might actually be even more bonkers than Sports Girl, a woman who liked her conspiracy theories and outlandish ideas.

Engage sarcasm mode: Still, seeing as she didn't explicitly call out no hookups and thinks social distancing is a nonsense, then she must be nailed on to screw, right? I'm sending a text now...