Phew!

My condoms have arrived, just in time. I'm pretty sure there's a plethora of attractive, single women out there desperate to sleep with yours truly and who are on their way to my house right now. *wink*

Questions.

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tend to ponder questions that no-one would ever think of asking me. To be honest, there aren't a lot of people who would react positively to being asked them, I don't think. KfW2, for example, would be horrified. GM might not. Sometimes these questions are rooted in real life and can be quite deep or personal:

• What is your biggest regret?
• What is your biggest mistake?
• If you could change one thing in your life, no matter how small or large, what would it be and why?
• What is your biggest goal?

Sometimes these are less serious but still require some actual thought in order to answer:

• What one super power would you like to have?
• If you could swap places with someone for a few days who would it be?
• If you woke one morning in a body of the opposite sex and knew you had three days to do what you wanted, what would you do?

Sometimes, these questions seem flippant, but all of them, if considered correctly, can often show how people think regardless of what the answer actually is.

A thought regarding girls who take their own photo using a mirror

I mean, for fuck sake, can you not read the instruction manual? Use the self timer, it's not fucking rocket science! Yes, you look nice... yes, your pants are very nice and you are using an inventive way to cover your tits. You look like a fucktard for carrying the camera while trying to strike a sexy pose though, just like these girls.

Well, OK then, I will sleep with you, but only because you asked nicely.

Mischief

Just to, I dunno, annoy or frustrate or tease USHW (as she's the only one that seems to read this blog these days), I should point out that I am not just squiffy, lying here in bed, but naked too.

*sniggers*

Ruuude's celeb totty list (additions)

Of course, Jessica Alba and Catherine Bell will take some beating at the top of Ruuude's totty list, but there are others out there that are more than worthy for inclusion.

• Jessica Alba
• Catherine Bell

Other girls I've mentioned on the blog so far:

• Sienna Guillory
• Lexa Doig
• Sarah Wayne Callies
• Nicole de Boer
• Keegan Connor Tracey

So, here are a few more that I've liked for a while. These aren't new additions from 2007, but just people I've never spoken about. (Too busy stalking making sure Jessica's OK, you see.)

• Ellie Crisell (she presents Newsround, or did the last time I saw it, and is wasted on kids' TV)

New Baby Needs

I was bored, so I changed the template.

I'm not sure I like this new Blogger template stuff. I want to be able to have columns of stuff on both sides of the main blog, but Bloggers new templating system doesn't easily allow for that.

This'll do for the meantime until I find something I like better (probably not difficult) or I find out how to create a three column blog.

Giggity giggity goo.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

C'mon. I'm watching porn, is there anything more appropriate than a Glen Quagmire quote?