Curses.

One of the guys pointed me towards the FHM Kama Sutra today, but I didn't get a chance to look at it before I got home (NSFW, you see).

http://www.fhm.com/kamasutra

All I can say now is "Crap, I wish I had a girlfriend to try these out on!"

Well!

Managed to finally get out last night with FP for a few beers and some chat. It was a very quiet night in the city, but it was still a good night. FP's been off on long term sick leave because of a back problem, but was due to go back to work on Feb 1st. I think that's on hold now for a few days, which means there's opportunity there for weekend beers.

I spoke to USHW last night too, which is a drunken, squiffy haze. I remember giggling a bit, flirting a bit and just having a nice time. It was fun. I think the booze helped a little by making me less concerned about privacy and stuff and, well, she started it.

I've just ordered some stuff off of Threadless which is my first time ordering something from America, so I hope everything's OK and I don't get stiffed by the tax man. Oh, and I hope I get the sizes right, too! I bought some A&F stuff when I was in America. I'm a small large (if that makes any sense) in UK sizes, but A&F's XL t-shirts were a little "neat" for my liking. We'll see what happens. If everything's crap, the exchange rate means I'm not paying a lot of money. I wonder if Threadless have an international returns policy?

I've also arranged to see QC1 for lunch this week, probably Friday. I haven't spoken to QC1 in a 1-on-1 situation in quite a while. I used to have this massive crush on her, but we're simply friends now (and I don't think she even knew about my crush, though we did snog a few times). Anyway, i'll be great to catch up.

I also am seeing my sister this week. I'm going to take her out for dinner one night and in return, she'll act as my personal dresser when I go shopping for a new pair of spectacles. I always need a female point of view when buying important things like that (or expensive clothes or shoes). You catch the drift. I'm terrible on my own when it comes to paying out good money for clothes. I've made some terrible fashion disasters over the years. QC2 always advised me to buy jeans that "show off your arse because it's great". That's why I like having a female companion when I go clothes shopping.

My taste in women... continued.

Remember, ages ago, I mentioned FHM's latest "High Street Honeys" competition? No? Well, it's here. At the time, I was questioning whether I had weird tastes, because my tastes never seemed to match anyone else's. However, I have been slightly surprised by the ten finalists where eight of my 'green' list have made it through!

Here's the final ten, with members of my green list highlighted in bold:

FHM# Name
03 Charlie Taylor
07 Susie Allman
21 Charlotte Wood
24 Helen Barker
35 Jodie Grant
54 Charlotte McKenna
75 Megan Thomas
80 Becky Hayes
82 Kylie Shelton
96 Jodie Penman

"Yes. Considerably"

I'm a sucker for James Bond and was really looking forward to the new one.

Then I saw the trailer at this site: http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/casinoroyale/site/ (or you can get it at the Apple website for your iPod).

Now, I'm far too impatient to wait the three-odd weeks until it is released.

Just how bored am I?

I've always been told I was a picky man when it came to women. I apparently had very high standards in the women I found attractive. I'd always just assumed people were correct, but this evening, in a fit of boredom and because someone had handed me this month's FHM UK 'High Street Honeys' supplement and I had a quick browse through. 

So, I decided to see if I was picky. How many girls did I immediately find attractive, how many were people I was unsure about and how many simply didn't do anything for me? To be honest, I wasn't sure.

My experiences with the kind of people that the average FHM reader seems to like would indicate that my 'green' list of immediate cuties would be small compared to the 'orange' and 'red' lists. So, off I went with pen in hand (actually, a spreadsheet) to see who went in which category and what the totals were... You know what? I think I was surprised by the result. 

Green: 27

Orange: 34

Red: 39 

I don't think that's too bad at all for a quick ten minute browse through all 100 shortlisted girls. I wonder how many will get through to the final ten?