Monday, August 23, 2021

Swipe, right?

I did another sweep through Tinder this morning, bored, hungover and horny and desperately trying to will myself out of bed for work. For the first time in a long time, Attractive Neighbour popped up on my feed. I, of course, swiped right. I don't think I'm her type. I'm not even sure she's my type (I get a high maintenance vibe off her), but I'm a sucker for a pretty face and AN is pretty.

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