Sunday, April 24, 2022

Abs-olutely.

To give you an idea of how isolated I am, barely even looking out the window never mind going outside, I did bump into my next-door neighbour earlier while I was throwing some rubbish into the bin.

Imagine my surprise when I saw that she was heavily pregnant. The last time I remember chatting to her in the street, which I could have sworn was a month or so ago, she must have been coming back from the gym or something and was showing a rather impressive set of abs.

I do really need to start leaving the house more often.

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