Why email is bad...

Here's something I received by email:

This is should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

I mean, what sort of muppet sends this stuff out? At least 15 people love me in some way? Well, d'uh! Someone that I don't even know exists loves me? Is that meant to make me feel better? I'll tell you what would make me feel better... having this person kneeling naked in front of me. I'd be in better form then, for sure. I am special and unique. I know that too. I'm not some follow-the-crowd idiot. I do things my way (which, by the way, is the right way).

People who send this stuff out should be bloody well shot (or atleast have email access taken away from them).