Skirting the issue.

When KfW2 talks about her old tartan skirt (and it happens a lot more than you'd think), this kind of image pops into my head.

In my head, the skirt is red tartan and the woman wearing it is KfW2, not Hilarie Burton, an actress. And she's wearing tights and knee-high boots or DMs. But ultimately, it's a very short tartan skirt. In real life, I doubt that KfW2's skirt was that short, but I didn't know her back then, so I could be wrong.