Bored.

Another day, another bored browse through Tinder. The number of new faces? Pretty much zero. A couple of promising-looking women who don't live locally and are presumably visiting for the weekend. Oh, and the blonde Emma Willis lookalike. Again, I swiped right, but I dunno what I'd do if we actually matched. Just like my sis's attractive university friend.

Still, have a pic of Emma Willis.